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BEFORE GOING ANY FARTHER READ THIS
(Although I'm sure most won't anyway)
Before you make any comment, before you come in there and tell me I suck, read the whole fucking thing. I'm really getting sick ofpeople coming in here and saying I'm a jackass,and I'm an asshole, when they don't even know what it is I'm talking about, because they haven't read the entire thing.

NOTICE:

I do not give a flying fuck what you think about what I've written. In the last week, I've had two seprate youngins that somewhat fit the following description
message me, and tell me how wrong I am, or how stupid I am for my point of view. If you don't like it, FUCK OFF. I don't give a rats ass if you care or not. What's even funnier is that both of these youngins that have messaged me, didn't even know what they were talking about. Do I think that all 13-15 year old kids are depressed? No. Do I think that all kids that listen to Linkin Park and Evanesence are depressed? No. Do I have something against depressed people? No. I have something against kids that act like they're depressed because they think it's cool. Because they want people to pity them. Because they're too fuckin stupid to realize that life is not about the latest fucking band or acting cool.

The ones that don't seem to realize that they're just a bunch of fucking corprate tools that shop at Hot Topic and claim that they are "unique."

I hate to tell you, but you are not unique. You're fucking corprate tools. What is Hot Topic? A corperation. I don't wanna hear no shit about how you're a fucking individual. Grow up.


Now that it's been said, everything below is exactly as this wiki was and should be. Don't like it? Don't message me about it.
I don't give a fuck.
Kiss my ass, go to hell, or whatever else you would rather do.


*NEW* (26/26/05)*
You know, I was thinking about it earlier, and although music does play a huge part nin most of our lives, we are not the music we listen to. We are not defined by the bands we like.We as a people seem to put too much emphasis on the bands we listen to when forming relationships with other people... asif it's the only thing, we as human beings, should have in common with one another. I dont really think the music we listen to should dictate the rest of our behaviors. Thats what's wrong with this entire "goth/punk/emo" thing right now. You can ony be goth if you listen to the bands other goth kids listen to... or if you listen to punk bands, then you're only hardcore if you listen to bands nobody else has heard of.... it's pathetic really.... and it's only getting worse.


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I finally realized the one thing that I hate worse than Wiggers! I absolutely, positiely and utterly LOATHE 13-15 year old kids that think it's "Cool" to be depressed. I've been browsing the random online members of this site, and unfortunately, about half the ones I found fit this category. We all know the type. They're like fourteen, and listen to Linkin Park, and Evanesence and think they're all goth, and spooky and shit. They talk about being suicidal because they think other people actually give a flying fuck what happens to them. They're the same kids that scream "accept me! accept me! accept me!" to the Ambercrombie and Fitch wearing crowd, but then scream about how much they hate preppies, ect. Just let me run into one of them in a dark alley, that is, if they weren't too scared to be alone in the dark.

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[~AbraKaDagger~]: *flashes*

[Lethargic Panda]: *throws a blanket over you*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *eats blanket*

[Lethargic Panda]: *throws two more*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *gets sick*

[Lethargic Panda]: o.o Is she okay?

[~AbraKaDagger~]: shnuhuh

[Lethargic Panda]: What does she need? o.O

[~AbraKaDagger~]: a broom o.0

[Lethargic Panda]: *gives her three* *is proud*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *hurts elbows on them* o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: *gives you skin*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *eats it*

[Lethargic Panda]: Cookie crisps.

[JajaJulie]: *does moon walk*

[Lethargic Panda]: *shoots your foot*

[JajaJulie]: *cries* *see's puff ball fly by and follows it* :)

[Lethargic Panda]: *giggles at your lopsided walk*

[JajaJulie]: HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME! *throw guinea pig droplings at you*

[Pin-Up]: *catches and places on floor* MWUAH

[JajaJulie]: YOU!........YOU!.......PIECE OF LOVE! *throws twinkies again* DIIIIIIIE!

[Pin-Up]: god theres that word again "love" HOW I HATE IT! but i have to go eat some food..maybe some twinkies i found on the floor.. love you

[JajaJulie]: i thought you said you hated that word? *is confused........so goes off and runs through a sprinkler*

[Lethargic Panda]: I hate the word. ^.^ But I hate it in a "not going to use it" manner.

[JajaJulie]: hmmm why?

[Lethargic Panda]: Because.

[Pin-Up]: WAKE UP a GRAB BRUSH PUT ON BIT MAKE UP

[JajaJulie]: no...i will not! YOU CANT MAKE ME!

[Pin-Up]: oh.....walk on by.....waaalk on byyyy dont stop.....dont stop....i just cant get over loosing you...sooo i see you broken and blue..walk on by do do do do...foolish pride..thats all i have left so let me hide....so goood byeeee e walk on byyyyyyyyy dont stop dont stop

[Pin-Up]: ect ect

[JajaJulie]: haha a doo doo doo

[Pin-Up]: ^_^......du du du du du d du d ud OW! ddoood ooo *trumpets* oo yeah i used to think maybe u loved me...now baby im sure... and i jjust cant wait till the day u knock on my door ..now every time i go for the mail box! got to hold myself down...cos i just cant wait till ur coming round AND IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE woooo woooo walking on sun shine woooo wooooo wooo walking on sunshine TIME TO FEEL GOOD WOEROWOWOOWOSAwodeawoewaodoawdow a DWOOWOWOW!

[Pin-Up]: ect ect

[JajaJulie]: o.o...................paloop!

[Pin-Up]: ELTON JOHN HERE I COME!

[Pin-Up]: blue jean baby

[Lethargic Panda]: Optimism gets annoying when displayed. o.o

[Pin-Up]: well go touch yourself and feel better

[JajaJulie]: your the next elton john? GASP!

[Pin-Up]: yes mame *tips hat*

[JajaJulie]: *steals hat* o.o

[Pin-Up]: BITCH! lol....*sigh* and i was going to let you play the spoons

[JajaJulie]: NO I WILL NOT SPOON WITH YOU!

[Pin-Up]: WELL I KNOW THAT NOW! U STOLE MY HAT!

[Pin-Up]: *farts in ur face*

[JajaJulie]: lol hahahaha *sticks a straw in your eye*

[Lethargic Panda]: *sets fires*

[JajaJulie]: *rolls in fire*

[Pin-Up]: *goes blind* spoons?

[JajaJulie]: no thank im full ont he forks

[Pin-Up]: yes...sorry i speak english...*stabs u in the eye with a spoon*

[Lethargic Panda]: *writes mean things*

[JajaJulie]: oh me gosh, hes writing bad things, oh no oh no oh no *crawls in your pocket* o.o

[Lethargic Panda]: ...his pocket?

[JajaJulie]: i dunno....whatever pockets closer ha

[Pin-Up]: IM CLOSER! get in mineeee pleasseeeeeeeeeee................

[JajaJulie]: <.< >.> *crawls in pocket* HOORA! ooooh cozeh ^^

[Pin-Up]: ^^ -- VV ^^ !

[JajaJulie]: LINT! *pokes your bum* LINT! HAR HAR

[Lethargic Panda]: Disturbing. Is writing 'do' as 'dew' and 'think' as 'fink' suppose to make you cuter? o.o

[Pin-Up]: nooooo...its suposed to make you laaaaaazy like meeeeeee LINT! *eats lint*

[JajaJulie]: i dunno? never typed them....

[Lethargic Panda]: People who do are strange.

[JajaJulie]: yea...i think....hum hum hum

[Pin-Up]: *sigh* soon u will learn that no ones not STRANGE

[Lethargic Panda]: Did I say someone was?

[JajaJulie]: dont sigh, date a rabai!

[Pin-Up]: lmao

[Pin-Up]: hmm Rabais are groovy

[Lethargic Panda]: *wins*

[Pin-Up]: *gives medal*

[JajaJulie]: *gives you water*

[Pin-Up]: *drinks*

[JajaJulie]: *gives you towel*

[Pin-Up]: *pats on mouth*

[JajaJulie]: *puts fan on you*

[Pin-Up]: *naps*

[JajaJulie]: *puts blanky on you and skips away*

[Pin-Up]: *wakes up steals blanky glass fan and towel, runs off*

[JajaJulie]: o.o...........................*skips back and tackles foot ball style* THEIF!

[Pin-Up]: *sees my hat on your heaD* oh my MY HAT! *takes hat and gives back your stuff*

[JajaJulie]: :( *cries* noooooooooooo! MY LOVE! *tugs at hat* ><

[Pin-Up]: :O >< GOD! *tugs* let go pleeeaasseeee

[JajaJulie]: NEVER! *tugs harder* ><

[Pin-Up]: whyyy its mine! *puts foot on ur belly TUGSS!!*

[JajaJulie]: BUT! SHARING IS CARING IT CAN BE FUN! *cries and pulls* IT BURNS!

[Pin-Up]: fine. *lets go* you keep it

[JajaJulie]: *falls* o.o......................;.;

[Pin-Up]: O.o ooh...sarry :( *helps you up*

[JajaJulie]: *sniffles and snuggles hat* YAY! THANK YA!

[Pin-Up]: ^^ your welcome...can i keep your blanket then? *sniff*

[JajaJulie]: suuure :)

[Pin-Up]: THANK YOU :D

[JajaJulie]: YOUR VERY WELCOME! ^^

[Pin-Up]: *clings to your leg* marry me?

[JajaJulie]: *pets* OK!

[Pin-Up]: YUMMAH!

[JajaJulie]: Woosha!

[Pin-Up]: WOOOO!

[JajaJulie]: HOOZA!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: FUCK!!!!!!!!  o.o

[JajaJulie]: o.o

[PettyDeath]: Lalala wooooosh. How's your whole family?

[JajaJulie]: <.< >.> whos? o.o

[PettyDeath]: Vomit.

[JajaJulie]: vomits family is doing well i hear...i reckin those folks have issues

[this house is dead.]:

TAKE MY POLL

[PettyDeath]: Issues? Let's talk about issues!

[JajaJulie]: haha

[PettyDeath]: It's not funny. Issues are bad sometimes.

[JajaJulie]: yes i know...... but there nothing i can do about them

[PettyDeath]: Is there?

[JajaJulie]: i dunno o.o

[Miss Brightside]: Go Kill Yourself!!! Poof...No more issues!!!!

[JajaJulie]: :o Your so smart! all bow Nikaleelee!

[emptyprofile]: *giggles* You know, I finally had time to sit down and read all the ML.....  *ROTFLMAO*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *blinks*

[Miss Brightside]: Bow to me indeed...you fat bastards!! *smooches*

[JajaJulie]: o.o

[PettyDeath]: *Refuses to bow* Want a knife? I know where to put it!!!

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *bends over* put it in... put in here... in this crate that I had to get from bending over O.o

[Pin-Up]:

DIE!

[JajaJulie]: :o

[JajaJulie]: my heart....broke........n.....

[Pin-Up]:

KISS**

[JajaJulie]: lol awww

[Pin-Up]: :) whatcha dooooin

[JajaJulie]: i am doing..........................................nothing..............o.o..................................-_-...you? ^^

[Pin-Up]: -_-...also nothing getting ready for bed..so i can wake up for college....no fun.

[JajaJulie]: aww yay for bed! how about a bed time story!!!!!!!!!!!!! no? oh well Once apon a time...

[Pin-Up]: ..*listening* *sits in bed*....

[JajaJulie]: There was a little boy named Gunther!...gunther had 1 teste :)

[Pin-Up]: oh no!....what happened next...poor gunther *hugs *

[JajaJulie]: Gunther was skipping along.....Down the railroad track, when he came to a bride with a GIANT! drop....gunther walked over "lalalala shish koomba" "Oh! whats this!?" gunther bends over....and....looks at a catertillar.."GILLY GOSH! I WILL NAME SHIM YAFANDA!"

[Pin-Up]: AW111 *holds pillow*....i need a poo honey brb! carry on...

[JajaJulie]: hahahaha *dies*

[Pin-Up]: lol!!!! nooooooooooo...wait..do the ending!

[JajaJulie]: and gunther viciously molested Yafanda and lived happily ever after, and then gunther dies. :)

[Pin-Up]: lol!

[Pin-Up]: awesome..*cuddleS*

[JajaJulie]: yay! *cuddles* yay for cuddles ^^

[Pin-Up]: they rule dont they :)...shame im cuddle less...maybe i need to clone some one and cuddle them in a perverted way

[JajaJulie]: :o your naaaaaaughty *hides in blueberry bush*

[Pin-Up]: lol!

[JajaJulie]: lol *crawls out and tackles and steals your panties and runs*

[Pin-Up]: :) *kiss your bum as u run away* take my panties! lick them at niiiiight! MWUAH!

[JajaJulie]: GASP...wait....wouldnt you get kicked in the face? cuz if i was running and you kissed...my...toosh....then you would obviously get one....as i frolocked away hah

[Pin-Up]: NO fing WAY! i would kiss u wen u tackled me then! MWAH

[JajaJulie]: oh....................oh! OKAY! YAY! LOVE! *molests* :)

[Thinner]: I love that banner with the baby on it. It made me piss myself laughing... lol.

[The Right]: I made that banner... It just seemed appropriate

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *throws urine filled balloons at random people..... for no apparent reason*

[The Right]: eeewwwww dude....

[~AbraKaDagger~]: you know you like that! ;)

[Attention! Myspace.]: *catches it and stuffs it in a random bag* Ha ha ha!!! I have found another one! x3 *goes around collecting urine balloons...?!*

[The Right]: eeewwwww

[The Right]: I HAVE THE BEST IDEA!!!  LETS BLAST THEM ALL WITH BLEACH-FILLED BALLONS!!!!!

[Pin-Up]: *kiss kiss

[~AbraKaDagger~]: are you kissin the urine/bleach balloons

[Pin-Up]: yups

[~AbraKaDagger~]: wow! that is so0o0o arousing!

[Pin-Up]: O.o; heh  heh *tackles you and smudges urine on your lips*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *licks and dines on the urine* willydilly! this sure is some good urine!

[PettyDeath]: I like to eat butterscotch pouding. Did I spell that right? I'm afraid I can't type english very well sometimes... *speaks french and english*

[Pin-Up]: pudding*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: OHH!! ok, I gotcha..... umm, I can only type english.... which sadly enough, isnt too good still  o.o

[Pin-Up]: *snogs*

[JajaJulie]: Oh TESTES!

[Pin-Up]: BREASTICLES

[~AbraKaDagger~]: UTERUS JUICE!!!!

[JajaJulie]: *pees in a cup*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *guzzles it*

[JajaJulie]: nooooooooooo! my precious tinkles! gone! *tears swell up in eyes*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *spits it out reflexivly* OH MY CRACKERS! I'M SORRY!

[Pin-Up]: lol!

[JajaJulie]: *mops it all up and drains back into cup and stick in fridge* its ok, all good in da hood yo

[Pin-Up]: good reflexes...*snogs your toes*

[JajaJulie]: *moons walks into your pants*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *from all the comotion... randomly strips and does the chicken dance (for those of you who dont know what that is.... it's quite revolting... especially when done in za nude!)*

[JajaJulie]: GASP! *points at your penal and giggles*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: DONT LAUGH!!! I CANT HELP IT!! *cries* DO YOU THINK I WANTED IT TO LOOK LIKE THIS? AND WANTED THIS RTO GROW FROM IT???????----------------------ummm, what's my penal? is it my 'genital region'?

[JajaJulie]: awww its ok *gives you a pinata* yes it is your genital region haha

[The Right]: *sighs*

[JajaJulie]: *gives you pinata also* ^^

[The Right]: pinatas scare me... I mean... wouldn't it suck to be a pinata?? To exsist only to be beaten until your insides burst out, and then to have young children eat your insides as you watch?!!?? How fucking horrifying!

[JajaJulie]: o.o never thought of it that way........*is traumatized*

[The Right]: well.... it's okay... as long as it's not a childhood trauma... it'll be okay!  because as we all know, people who do stupid shit always seem to blame it on childhood trauma... you know, axe murderers and the like.....

[JajaJulie]: oh yea haha :/

[~AbraKaDagger~]: DAMN SCRAIGHT! that's what happen to my penal! a childhood trauma! o.0

[JajaJulie]: lol

[PettyDeath]: I'm eating salty chips.

[~AbraKaDagger~]: I'm eating chocolate covered pretzels... I'm so badass!

[Pin-Up]: im picking my nose, im so normal

[JajaJulie]: yum

[~AbraKaDagger~]: 0o 0o 0o! *picks Snuggles nose...eats it descreetly* o.o 0o0o0o! purplely!

[JajaJulie]: :o *rolls in dirt*

[~AbraKaDagger~]: *humps the dirt*

[JajaJulie]: lol

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